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Open letter to facilitiesTo whomever this may concern, I am a student who lives in university dormitories and I enjoy it very much. I'm not much of a community person and the people on my floor keep to themselves generally, which is great. It's nice that people from my floor can post activities in which they are involved and have those around them ignore them for the most part with the occasional polite turnout. I don't show up at other people's stuff and they don't show up at mine. It works out great. Also, part of living together in a community is the usage of common bathroom facilities. Not thOpen letter to facilities
by ~murphydc8
Open Letter to Pizzaria Uno'sTo whom this may concern at the Pizzaria Uno's organization: Dear Sir(s) or Madam(es), I have long been a customer of yours and have enjoyed your fantastic deep dish pizzas and Uno's burgers. Throughout my high school years, your restaurant provided a for myself and my friends to sit, talk, and eat at moderately reasonable prices into the semi-late hours of the night. However, upon revisiting your premises recently, my disappointment in your organization has grown to the point that I feel compelled to write this letter. Your trade-marked Pizza Skins©™®, delicious though they may be, will not save yOpen Letter to Pizzaria Uno's
by ~murphydc8
ExperimentSo the other day I was pissing on the American flag, like I normally do during my lunch hour, when I was suddenly struck with a thought: if I drank gasoline in between classes, it would be much easier to set fire to the flag afterwards. It would also help me run around with the flaming flag screaming incoherent gibberish. I wondered, though, if it would affect my stool, my au naturale method of calming the flames. Does drinking gasoline make one's shit explosive? There's only one way to find out[Author's sidenote: the prices of gasoline are getting outrageous and unless someone steps up to the plateExperiment
by ~murphydc8
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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